Category: Jokes

I named my hard drive "dat ass" so …

once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'.

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My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married

I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

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So I am a proud anti-vac parent and my kids turned out great!

The ones that survived, anyway.

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Where do chemicals come from?

The chemistree.

yeah i wanna die

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Boobs are like the sun.

It's dangerous to look, but that's what sunglasses are for.

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Did you hear about the RPG fan who keeps making female characters and re-doing their stats?

He respecs women.

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