Category: Jokes

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command

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Damn girl are you a newspaper?

Because there's a new issue with you every fucking day

submitted by /u/BloxLogics
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My new thesaurus is terrible.

And not only that, it’s terrible.

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What did the epileptic vegetarian always have for dinner?

Seizure salad…

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I asked my girlfriend if she’d like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends.

She said "Yes!". I said "Good, because I'm breaking up with you."

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Damn girl are you a Rubik’s cube?

Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.

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