Category: Jokes

Last night I let my boyfriend indulge his "scat" fantasy…

<sigh>

I'm glad I got that off my chest.

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[Long] A stutterer gets on a bus…

…and asks the driver: O-onne t-t-t-ticket p-please. To which the driver responds: h-here y-y-y-you g-go. A-a-are y-you mess-mess-messing with me? -asks the stutterer. N-no, I-I-I'm a st-st-s-stutt-stuutt-stutterer myself. -answers the driver. Oh, ok-ok-okay, says the stutterer and sits near the front of the bus after that long conversation.

At the next stop, a guy enters and asks the bus driver: Can I have one ticket please? To which the driver responds: Yes, of course, here you go and have a seat. Thank you, says the guy and takes a seat in the back.

The stutterer saw and heard that and realised that the bus driver actually was messing with him. So he goes to the front of the bus and confronts the bus driver: H-hey! Y-y-you w-were m-m-mess-meee-messing with m-me! To which the bus driver responds: N-n-no, n-no, I w-w-was mess-messing w-wit-with h-him!

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Why do pedophiles like to play guitar?

Because it's completely ok to finger A minor

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A man died today when a pile of books fell on him.!!!

He only had his shelf to blame.,,,,

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I told myself I should stop drinking ..

.. but I'm not about to listen to some weirdo that talks to himself

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The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke…

Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball…

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

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