Category: Jokes

How are women like condoms?

They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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Hi

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What’s the hardest part about eating shaved pussy?

Getting the diaper back on

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What’s the most offensive joke you’ve ever heard?

Sorry if it's in the wrong place. Anyway I was wondering what the worst jokes you've ever heard are? Mine is "I was fucking my daughter last night and I don't know what surprised me more, the look on my wife's face or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep it"

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Why do women fake orgasms?

They think we care.

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What’s the hardest part about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding your boner

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