A woman is in the maternity ward, having just given birth to her baby. The doctor comes in, cradling the child in his arms. As he is about to give it to the woman, he drops it on the ground, kicks it into the wall then throws it out the window.
“OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!?!?!”
The doctor turns to her, smiles, and says, “April Fools. It was a stillborn.”