California legalized marijuana

I guess they had a high voter turnout.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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The Power of Christ Compels You…….to be a vegetable

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Coal is like anal sex…

The ones calling it clean aren't taking it up the ass.

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I named my dog WiFi

Because I stole it from my neighbor

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What makes a ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

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