Fifty Cents

A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by having the wife work as a hooker. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks “how’d you do?”.  Read more →

A What?!?

A Catholic couple is about to get married, and the woman sits the man down for a heart-to-heart the day before the wedding. She says, “Honey, before we do this, I have something I need to get off my chest. You see, a few years back, my family was very poor, and for a while I had to work as a prostitute.” Read more →

Married a Vegetable

Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs into the ER and says his wife’s been in an accident. They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case. They page the doctor. He comes out to the waiting room to see a terribly upset Mr. Jones.

“Mr. Jones?” the doctor asks. “Yes sir, what’s happened? How is my wife?” The doctor sits next to him and says, “Not good news. Your wife’s accident resulted in two fractures of her spine.” Read more →

Gotta Match Your Style

A captain of his ship was sailing the seas one afternoon, when suddenly over the horizon a pirate ship was seen. The captain yells “Everyone prepare for battle, and hand me my red jacket.” To which one of the crew members complied and handed him his jacket which he put on. The battle ended victoriously for the ship and his captain and they continued on in their voyage. Read more →

Backflip Bullfightin’

Backflip Bullfightin'

Backflip Bullfightin’

Archer’s Danger Zone

So they actually animated out a video for the Top Gun theme and it’s fuckin’ awesome.