My new girlfriend works at the Zoo.

I think she is a keeper.

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(from my 8 year old) What do you see when a duck pulls down his underwear?

His butt quack

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What do you call a bee that comes from America?

USB

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Vaginal Magic

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What is the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler?

Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.

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The new father

A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink.

"Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something."

"Dad you dont mea-"

"Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son.

"Dad I dont know what to say…I'm honored."

"Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."

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