Tag: Funny

Leave a man on a plane and he flies for a day.

Throw a man off a plane and he flies for the rest of his life.

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I’m going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network…

…and call it LinkedIn Park.

I'll show myself out now.

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Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.

Teach a man to phish, he will become a Nigerian Prince.

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A little pavement never killed a bunch of trees

But a lot did

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After work, I volunteer to help blind children

By the way: Verb, not adjective

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Nothing like being awoken by a surprise BJ

I should sleep with my mouth closed

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