Do male-to-female transgender people after transition have penis envy?
A teenage daughter came home in a rage. 'I just had my first day of sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend would die!' He put down his paper. 'Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.'
A typical macho man married a typical good looking woman, after the wedding he laid down the following rules.. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and gambling when I want with my buddies, and don't give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."